Review of Week 4 as a husband

Being a husband isn't that hard. I'm actually kinda dominating that role right now.

Thus far, my responsibilities include(but are not exclusive to):

#1- Washing dishes.
#2- Winning Bread for 37 hours this week.
#3- Hanging things on walls with nails.
#3.5- Trying to hang some things on walls. Failing. Leaving lots of drywall holes to prove it.
#3.6- Fixing said drywall holes with white toothpaste.
#4- Assembling new bookshelves.
#5- Programming no fewer than 2 universal remotes.
#6- Playing Call of Duty 2.
#6.2- Wearing a Xbox Headset and allowing Dana to mock me.
#7- Cooking meals
#8- Eating meals
#9- Trash removal
#9.9- Throwing boxes off the balcony for Dana to throw away.
#10- Trips to target to return things
#11- Trips to target to buy things
#12- Moving Couches
#13- Being tired
#14- Laying on the couch as Dana cooks
#15- Resting while Dana cleans
#16- Writing blog

Note on #6.2- Headsets are absolutely necessary for proper online play.
Appendage to Note on #6.2- As the case with most women, Dana may or may not be surprised how much of a nerd she married.
Note on #9- To date, I'm 100% positive Dana has removed more trash from our house to than me.
Note on #3.5- To calm down for this frustrating event, i watched an episode of Cheaters and an half episode of myth busters (The sinking ship one.).
Note on #10- We did not return your gift.
Note on #2- Dana wins bread too.
Note on #13- Thats what i'm doing right now at 6:44am. At work.
Note on #14- This amounts to me watch Cops on channel 21. I have watched no less than 4 hours of Cops since moving into our new apartment.